"SWAP" MINT & 100% GENUINE 135 DVD MOVIE COLLECTION + NEW DVD PLAYER ~ FOR MINT ELECTRIC GUITAR. in Somerset West, Western Cape for sale

I Wish to "SWAP" 135 Absolute 100% Genuine, Mint Condition DVD Movies, for an Original Condition Mint 6 x String Electric Guitar to the Value of R 3,500.00.
Will include Brand New DVD Player (Still Boxed) as Added Bonus & Part of the Deal.
SEE PHOTOS HEREWITH - these are 20 x of the DVD Movie Titles among the Collection & the New DVD Player.
As 'Swap' deal I'm looking for one of the Following :
'Epiphone' - 'Les Paul' - 'Fender' - 'Schecter' - 'Ibanez' - 'Yamaha' OR ONE of the other World Renown Guitar Brands - either with a soft or hard case.
I'll also consider a mint 'Semi-Acoustic' type electric guitar in one of the above 'Brands'.
My Collection Comprises 115 x Single DVD's & 20 x Double (Twin Disc) Special Edition DVD's.
All Movies are International Releases with World Renown Stars - Famous Actors.
Comprising : Drama - Action - Comedy - Science Fiction - Suspense - Thriller - Animation - Blockbusters - Classics - Art House.
Entire Collection has always been Meticulously Handled - Very Carefully Stored & are in Blemish Free Condition.
Each DVD is housed in it's individual 'Jewel Box' with it's Original Title Insert.
(To Purchase this Collection Today at a DVD Retail Store Would Cost Over R7,000.00 +).
If Interested in my 'Offer' & you've a suitable 'Electric Guitar' that you would like to 'Swap' for my DVD collection - Kindly email (message) me details (make & model) of your guitar - I will in return email the entire list of the DVD collection to you for your perusal.
Will Also Accept R 3,500 in CASH ~ For entire Collection including New DVD Player.
Thanks !